TOPSHOP IN TIPTOP SHAPE

(all photos: Nitrolicious)

Can we please get a Topshop in LA already? It pains me to know that if I were still living in New York, I'd have these pieces at my fingertips... (green grass, etc).

GIZMO-NO

What the hell is this? I'm all for innovative, expressive, unique fashion. But this Brian Lichtenberg skirt modeled after cute, fuzzy, allergic-to-water Gizmo from the film Gremlins is taking it a bit too far (and wide). One must ask: would Gaga even wear this skirt? (I doubt it).

Want to look like a Gremlin is escaping from your pelvic area? It'll only cost you a measly $2,100. But mom, the eyes are made of Swarovski crystals! And how cute - the pockets are the ears! Just don't get it wet...

(photo: Alex & Chloe)

THIS OR THAT (BURCH VS. LIM)

This Tory Burch studded messenger bag ...
or

this bag from Phillip Lim's fall/winter 09 collection?

(photo: phillip lim)

BODYSUIT ME

Isa Asklof by Markus Pritzi for Tush Magazine 2009

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET ME GET WHAT I WANT THIS TIME (RODARTE!)

(photo: Rodarte)

The perfect boot: the bondage straps that creep up to your thighs; the elevated platform that puts the heel of your foot not far from the ball... Oh, perfection. Oh, Nicholas Kirkwood - you've created heaven for the limbs.

(photo: jak and jil blog)

ANOTHER ONE BITES THE PHI

NY lable PHI is closing it's doors. And before I was able to grab their amazing creeper booties! (I was drooling over them at Mona Moore in Venice - but my size 7 feet were swimming in the last pair - an unfortunate size 8.)

(photo credit: jak and jil blog)

she's a toe shoe-in